Picture, because pictures are fun:

When your car finds out out that you’re secretly a cat.

Electrical Engineer here. Let me be clear here that, while this dude seems bright, most EEs don’t design for practicality, we design for functionality.

Should have just gone with a turbo:

But he did invent Al-Gore-ithms. That much is irrefutable.

But the silhouette was the bad part...

I know he said it wasn’t a wheelie, but... it was a wheelie. Don’t do wheelies at highway speeds and you shouldn’t have to worry about a tank slapper like this. Don’t be your own idiot when there are plenty of idiots around you to worry about.

NO I DIDN’T WHEELIE

Ah, I see it now. According to my school computer, it’s been referenced nine times. Nine. Times.

Question: Are all of the Monster Jam trucks “spec racers” now? Back in the old days of monster trucks, it was just guys driving crazy trucks they built on the side at their industrial machinery or off-roading businesses. They seem to be WAY more consistent now.

Remember a few decades ago when everyone thought Nazis were bad?

I drove a Jimny for week as a rental car in Costa Rica a few years ago. True story, my wife booked it whe she saw “Jimny” and thought it was Jimmy, as in GMC Jimmy like we had in the ‘90s. Imagine her surprise when the rental agency gave us the key to this tiny thing for three people with luggage. Somehow we made it…

Do you know how dirt my Raptor would get from all of that sand? I’ll stick to the paved roads thank you very much.

Sad Max: Dusty Choads

Who the hell builds a town in the middle of a racetrack?

Very true. The parts prices are also insane. My S2 uses H-D hand controls, and I dropped it learning to ride. It snapped the ball off the end of the clutch lever. Any guess the price of that particular component? Just the lever itself, not the clamp, fluid tank, or anything......almost $70. For a chunk of cast…

Eliminating the Buell line, which appealed to younger buyers with less disposable income, is looking pretty stupid in retrospect.

And they will somehow figure out how to make it leak oil.

Can’t respond, my right rear tire blew up again