Paging Carl Hiaasen.  Please pick up the Jalopnik courtesy phone.

Back to the yellow Mini for ol’ Mr. Bean.

No Landau roof? Pass.

This. I think a lot of people would be surprised that most wealthy folks who can afford to pay cash for a house choose to have monthly mortgage payments at a <7% rate, because they want to leave that large amount of cash compounding in the stock market.

Agreed. It’s like Everest, you attempt it “because it’s there.” RIP.

This needs to be a thing again.

That 2.667 reaction time could use a little work. /s

How’s the ride around 75 mph / interstate speeds? Too twitchy?

Grounded to the ground.

“Keep the f a secret.” — Biggie Smalls

Poor Toonces. He’ll figure it out someday.

Most times you can find those drivers down at the In-N-Out

Nice. This might have been the high point of my day.

From the “Ohhh shiiit!”, this is obviously the same guy that filmed the C63 in Times Square.

It’s competing for funding with the Limp Bizkit museum.

He pizza’d when he should have french fried.

525,600 miiinnnnutes

Like Kenny Rogers said...Gotta know when to Holden, and know when to cease operations due to global economic trends.

Not today, Jukin Media!

Here’s a DeltaWing for sale, $375k: