I’m very excited for the day when our generation is spending six figures on, like, a “third off the line” Honda Prelude SH at auction.

I coulda sworn he lost his license...

Now available from Gentrifying Bastard’s Tractor & Military Supply:

And had a reaaaaaally bad time.

He also tried running, which doesn’t work with skis.

‘Cos it’s New Hampster - bridges ice over year round from dang orneriness

I see Toretto and team are still at it...

A new Playmobil Mirage would cost more and be better built than an actual 2 year old Mirage.

Traction control is the mongoose to the Viper. Or the Viper to the mongoose. Either way it’s bad. I don’t know animals.

Nomex jacket required

I’ll see your Ben Collins and raise you a Phil Collins.

Using this logic a law clerk with who never attended law school is qualified to a life time judgeship. So would a police officer, FBI agent, a lawyer’s administrative assistant, and a lawyer’s kid that has gone to work every year on take your kids to work day.

“The shitty part of me thought that the car could have benefitted from an extra 50 HP—the second-gear pulls were excellent but lacked the final wham of more powerful cars.”

I actually get this

When my grandchildren ask me what the 90s were like is it okay if I show them this photo?

Sure you don’t want to Holden to that joke a little longer?

RIP, badass car-trucks. RIP

“Was the mission a success?”

When someone says “Bangle” my mind immediately jumps the 7-series pictured above. At the time, as a teenager, I had never seen such negativity leveled against not just a car — but a very specific part of a car.

It’s true. DOS wasn’t programmed to lie.