I’ve just gotten in the habit of honking at people who are clearly on their phones... it’s usually enough to distract them from the phone and spook them a bit. If they go back to the phone, I’ll start laying on the horn.

You get a star for calling it a “scratcher” ticket

Lemons quality

There sure is a lot of smoke coming out of that Saturn’s tailpipe. A Saturn??? Burning oil??? INCONCEIVABLE!!! :D

Though I’m now interested in watching Eliot of Arabia.

As a big Honda fan, I went into this with a lot of stoke. I won’t call it “a let down,” bu,t guess I might as well admit I was expecting some kind of divine experience and the car came short of that for me.

They don’t have this? Lame!

My dad used to own and race an OSCA back in the day.

They should go Willy Wonka and have a golden ticket for a free a 911 in one of the launch day copies.

He was just Russian to get back from lunch.

In consolation, here’s a Baja you can finish:

Of course it’s a ‘busa with an extended swingarm...

I’ll call it a win for Florida.

Isn’t wearing flip-flops, shorts and a trucker cap while riding a Hayabusa with an extended swingarm almost a standing admission to just about any reckless motorcycling behavior you can be accused of?

Never woulda happened in his Buick

don’t make it out to be worse than it is, andrew - those tires are only flat on the bottom.

There goes my evening, my savings, and, shortly thereafter, my wife.

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Hey, check out this Chevy “Camaro”: