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BeerMeThatWater
BeerMeThatWater

My friend John ran a SAAB 96 at the last Group B rally, the 1986 Olympus WRC Rally. It was the last time the car was eligible and he wanted to give it a good sendoff. So there we were with a primer and flames Blazer as our support rig while other teams had tons and tons of support vehicles. It was a blast working

Frankly I’m just surprised it’s not being replaced by a goddamned crossover.

Alfa... Just make a car that looks exactly like this without changing a single thing...

How many Jalopnik Bars am I going to have to eat to win?

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Because methanol addresses another, more pressing issue: it doesn’t turn into a gigantic raging inferno in a crash (it has a higher flash point than gasoline), and you can douse it easily with water. After Eddie Sachs and Dave McDonald were killed at the 1964 Indy 500 due to gasoline, open wheel switched to methanol

That’s plum crazy talk! Challenger drivers don’t need their left leg anyway, there’s only one pedal that matters, and it’s on the right.

Definitely one of the mistakes is going with the s-line A4 rather than the RS4.

Best/only sub 5k sleeper I could find on ebay:

The real hero is the guy who shot this video in landscape, not portrait (see all the guys early in the video holding phones vertical).

I know, right!?

isn’t everything?

When my American chums tell me that my British accent makes me sound more intelligent, I bite my lip thinking about all the other British accents that have quite the opposite effect.

I mean, I do feel better, but I just had lunch, so that probably has something to do with it.

Gah, even a Micra rollover is adorable. Look at the little rascal go!

These guys definitely got their just deserts.

It would almost be worth seeing what they’d say if you asked if you could use their driveway to sand and paint it before you drove it home...

I’m not a legal expert, but I’m like 99% sure he’ll end up being forced to coach a hocky team of ragtag misfits. From what I’ve seen in the movies it usually works out surprisingly well.

Looks like they’re really being Gumball-breakers.

The dusty cars make me sad.