OR... OR....Hear me out now......Ride the motorcycle.

All 8 people who bought one

Yeah but will the current one age as well as the 1980s one?

Yep, you need to venture across the Iron Curtain if you want a chopper that size:

She should have just plead ignorance. “Was that wrong? Should I not have done that? I tell you, I gotta plead ignorance on this thing because if anyone had said anything to me at all when I first started here that this sort of thing was frowned upon...”

Wtf? Sean JUST started with Gawker and now he’s gone? That’s lame. Welp, back to Revzilla’s blog ‘till Sean finds a new home.

The wheels couldn’t take the added stress of all those GoPros.

“WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME?!!!!!”

Norther Bromania

Have you not seen any of the Mad Max movies?

Although if any of those chains fail they will literally whoop your ass.

No me gusta

Well, we have reached critical tailpipe diameter - they have nearly matched or exceeded taillight diameter.

Also, boy would it be cool to be able to row your own in one of these.

Great job! I love how subtle the lines, creases, cutouts, curves, arches, swoops, scoops spoilers and lights all interact with each other to create a homogeneous whole.

My back hurts for this guy

That’s just what they release to the public. Here’s the factory diagram.

My uncle was murdered driving a taxi. Fucking dangerous job. I hope this guy gets everything coming to him.

Scuderia Illegalmente Veloce

So choice. If you have the means...

What is the deal with me losing my ass on these cars? I wanna know!