This guy could have used them for his snow “landing”:

meanwhile Viper is all like...

My 2.8 twin plug “914"...

In fairness, Top Gear USA is the punchline for everything else.

What’s the deal with auctions?

I’ve been using this lately but it’s appropriate here.

any tips on getting more performance out of a rental in Bermuda?

I’m disappointed. Sure, it’s ugly but it’s not Mansory ugly.

How about the good ‘ole Chevrolet Bonanza?

This:

so that’s why it’s been a while since he’s rapped at us.

“The Onion’s Jim Anchower Davis said that he’s tired of getting arrested for marijuana.”

Should Doug be consulted on this advice?

This guy should get an award for being the shittiest career con man in history.

Not that I’m biased or anything, but I think my new-to-me everyday car is going to look pretty good in a few more years as well.

The nationality of the crew member should not be an issue.

... tell me again about the rabbits George ...