These Phalanx CIWS guns start looking real menacing/bad-ass after you read up on them. R2D2 meets Skynet.

Typical Bob.

Maybe she's confused cuz she's been lied to about 6"...

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The dubstep let's you know they're doing something badass.

Pretty sure that was an upshift.

A favorite:

Uhh, it's just aromatherapy. Gotta have some me time.

SMH. Think of the most pleasant, unremarkable shopping center in your town's suburbs. That's where this happened in Jacksonville. sad stuff

Fatlawyer is on the ball. Quick thoughts from a flabby lawyer. In a lawsuit, experts (toxicologists) would probably give an opinion about "extrapolation" of the level of THC and whether or not Ward had any level of impairment. I've heard of this in DUI cases where blood is drawn hours after a crash.

ProTip: Load a surfboard with the tail facing forward (unlike the pic above). It keeps the board from sliding back, b/c the fin catches on the loading strap.

Pretty sure that big yellow one is the only American car in this picture.

But the green one comes with free breadsticks.

Linearity

Not a big deal, but just curious if you saw this on r/cars. I posted it about 30 mins before it popped up here.

Infiniti, please do an ad with Erlich Bachman reading this press release. Thx.