Fellow Jax Jalop! (c'mon Bortles🙏)

My faded Sonoma droops on the front right from a blown shock. Is that shit a thing? Cuz if it's cool, you can call me Miles Davis.

Pretty sure that's a Lambo.

They're racing up to the dam gift shop.

Yes, and then they should do a mock trial with Judge Reinhold.

Yes, and then they should do a mock trial with Judge Reinhold.

Sage advice: "Too much rim make the ride too hard." —Tyga

Well played. http://giphy.com/gifs/13py6c5BS…

Nice. Mark Kozelek's earlier band (Red House Painters) has a song called "Cruiser" that's one of my all time faves.

But folks, now's a good time to take a break from reading this article about Speed, to randomly talk to you about a great new fuel system cleaner from our friends at Royal Purple. Available at your local retailer.

Wait...does it have to be on a laptop?

Dr. McDerpy: http://youtu.be/_kX_atMt6RU

Wes Anderson + bro trucks

Yeah, and it's multi-national, mega corporation Honda pulling this off. I can just imagine the class of newly hired engineers getting their assignments: "Smith, you're going to IndyCar. Hopkins, you're on the new NSX. Jones...go help with that lawn mower."

Point Of Information: I am a very bad mechanic...despite being reasonably smart and safe in other human endeavors.

Gahhh, I didn't realize you knew you were incorporating slang AND obscure car lingo. Back to work, up and atom.

Yeah, the ND D.

Any vote for the Sundance is straight trolling.

But Michael, we read Jalopnik because all the other auto publications allow those manufacturers to "go unnamed." Do tell.