We ALL know that if Jezebel.com is taken over, it will actually be taken over by Sexy Carp Babes

This ended about the way you’d think it would.

It’s a little bit sad when you realize “Reno 911" featured some of the most responsible police work in the United States.

Chef: MY MOM

I heard Yanni

The last time I got such enjoyment out of seeing a blogger on ice, I was working as an usher at Andrew Breitbart’s wake.

I thought it was funny how my wife slaved over seating arrangements for a full day. Then I looked at how she did my side, asked her if I could handle that, and divvied that up in about 15 minutes like England drawing borders on an African map.

You’ve obviously put a lot of thought into this. Now just imagine how many cheese balls you could’ve eaten in the time you spent thinking this through.

the fact that you were in 6th grade in 2000 makes me want to crawl into the yawning grave and scoop dirt onto myself

To be fair, this even extends to the players. They are also not allowed to wear a winning team’s gear on the field.

*PENIS SOMEHOW ELECTED PRESIDENT

I hope the right person finds this good dog. Here in NYC, you can’t leave good dogs like that unsupervised because people steal them and sell them to dog fighting rings to be used as bait dogs.

When you skim this article and see “1991 Bill Murray vehicle What About Bob?”

As an Asian American myself, I can attest to there being an initial ‘love-affair’ with right-wing politics when you first come to America. Like you love the country you’re in so much and you believe all the propaganda about it being the land of opportunity, you automatically align yourself with the most patriotic…

You can almost see her Trump-handle.

Uh...so off point maybe from the article, but is that dancer in the black dress not wearing any underwear?

Same here. My very Americanized Hindu family (with about 30 eligible US voters) is maybe 1/3 Republican, but 0 of them are voting for Trump. Many of them actually live very close to where this event was held and none of them went.

I guess what I’m trying to say is that any rally of a certain size will make it seem…

“His partnership with the Republican Hindu Coalition will set that aside.”

You’ve been very lucky with your bosses if this doesn’t ring true to you.

That was the story of Sunday - Patriot goes for a 2, disaster ensues.