"by Vivian James"

NO FRUIT! You can, however, take a twist of orange peel and squeeze out the essential oil on the rim of the glass.

among my various GoT fantasies is a Jaime/Brienne spin-off buddy cop comedy

Chickens at this size (≤ 5 lbs) pretty much disassemble into two breasts, two legs (thigh+drumstick) and two wings. To truly minimize waste you would serve it on the bone, having cut the legs away as detailed below and then cutting the breast area into two halves with poultry or heavy-duty kitchen shears.

People swearing in languages that are clearly not their own as part of every day life is one of the funniest things on the planet.

This made me cackle insanely.

It's a common "never leave one person - even a manager - alone in the store with the money" move in chain retail. It's shifty as hell - you shouldn't be made to clock out if you are required to stay on the premises - but one I've encountered several times in larger companies.

Nicolas Cage and his pitiful cornucopia of forgettable doing-it-for-the-paycheck roles

And the coldest of vaginas.

I'm recently divorced and living alone for the first time ever. It's AMAZING. My ex husband was super critical and I am experiencing freedom like I've never known.

We're gonna need a bigger cross.

So at this place, everything tastes like ham?

Cheese is better when used once in a while but in large quantities. You have to miss it a little to really appreciate it. Like when you make a Gruyere grilled cheese on some good sourdough with a nice tomato bisque... *drools*

One time my friend, who worked for her dad but also other places said "Mark, I have a crush on my boss and I don't know what to do."

Let's be fair: Stephanie Meyer should get some of the blame for the books as well.

How is it so hard to not be gross?!

*clicks on it at work*

Wilfork was disappointed to discover that there was no apple filling inside of the turnover

You've hit the nail on the head with POS. It's support that can make or break any of them.