Fuck this shit. I’m done with the internets for the day. 

just an fyi, Kim was Paris’ assistant before she became famous (this is info I wish I did not know, but I do)

Paris Hilton cashed on a negative stereotypes of women. To over-generalize: most boys took her airheadedness at face value. Most girls I knew recognized that she was putting on a show. It wasn’t exactly innovative...I witnessed the same powerful currency of airheadedness in high school and college. You know, before…

Paris Hilton was an omen none of us heeded. 

Bieber. You know that little fuck doesn’t wipe down the equipment. 

Wouldn’t it be more convenient to have whatever workout equipment she wants at her probably-palacial home? Rather than renting an entire gym every time she wants to exercise. Or is there something I’m missing about rich people?

I think the word she was looking for is “succeeded”. He attempted to get her out, and he was successful. He got what he wanted.

I was immediately more grossed out by the communal hair brush. I don’t know what that says about me.

Is it bad that I was more concerned about the brush than the dildo?

I’m sorry, but I’m not sharing a hairbrush with every random hookup you’ve had in the last year, let alone a dildo.

The rest of the stuff is camouflage, all the acetone is for making meth.

What kind of psychopath thinks overnight guests are going to go through TWO BOTTLES of nail polish remover during their brief time at your place? That screams of “oh, here’s some lady stuff hurr hurr.”

Are you all my uncles/cousins and barber? 

Um...I would also like to add as the oldest Black fraternity in the world - of which I am also a member- Prince Hall Free Masons: Ain’t nobody for nothin to say about that square and compass with the large P substituted for G?? If I’m not mistaken the Freemasons own the copyright to that symbol as well?

The reality is that most white people barely know black Greek organizations exist. They probably pulled a list of all of the white Greek and service organizations for trademarks and didn’t even bother to think about black people. 

Random thing this year? Little Women got a Best Picture nom and it’s not uncommon for give the acting nominations to actors from the best picture picks.

And then getting John Cho and Issa Rae to announce the noms, like that totally makes up for their total lack of diversity.

Then she can turn down sponsors and Cosmo covers. But she can’t have it both ways. If companies are giving you money and goods in the expectation that you’ll tell your followers to buy them, you’re an influencer.

I prefer to entertain and be a friend. I don’t want to influence.