“Don’t be like Jay Leno”

Thanks for the transcript. Confirmed what i thought last night. It felt pretty tame to me. I’m wondering if his tone was more jovial, like it was in past years, if people would still feel he was being mean.

“When did the college admissions scandal break?”

He’s clearly talking about the sex addiction program, which is fine and there’s probably an element of that in his behavior, but any 12 step program is all about taking responsibility for your actions and taking on the consequences. If an alcoholic drove drunk and killed a person, no one would advocate they shouldn’t…

Poor Tom. We are told that god will give us no more weight than we can bear...but, boy, is Chet a crushing weight.

Portland is one of the whitest cities in the country and somehow labels itself as “quirky and diverse” but that’s really only for white people.

Tom Hanks has a failson. Anyone can be afflicted. 

sounded like he was playing a rasta accent for laughs which is racist.

How is Gloria Allred representing the victims not a conflict of interest, after the way Lisa Bloom tried to ratfuck Ronan Farrow during his investigation of Weinstein?

ETA: Bloom is Allred’s daughter. 

I realize that Christian churches tend to get ridiculed on Jezebel, but The United Methodist Church, historically, has been pretty progressive for a mainstream Christian organization. In the 1970s, it supported ERA and women’s right to abortion. In the 19th Century, the church opposed slavery, while supporting women’s…

I agree and I vape myself. When they first came out years ago, it was heavily pushed as something that could be used literally anywhere. It's not cool. If you can't smoke somewhere, you shouldn't be vaping there either. My vape is a less stinky cigarette. I'm glad I don't smoke anymore (I smoked heavily), but it…

Anyone who has dealt with this stuff with their aging parents will recognize the evasiveness, secrecy and reluctance to accept outside help as being extremely common and just part of the immense stress and heartache of seeing elderly parents deal with a progressive disease. I mean, I guess it could also be a sign of…

The Alamo Drafthouse has already started participation shows of Cats.

Is nobody going to talk about that Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt episode that explains everything that we suspected about Cats??!! It’s a completely made up show and the cast is deliberately making up a bunch of gibberish on the spot. Also, the cast members only go out into the audience so they can steal personal…

All of it is disgusting when you consider the fact that the Queen and Charles are trying to rehab the family image with the younger generations by pushing Andrew to the side. (I’m not in the Royal family, but I’d never let my kid be used like that.)

She’s looking at a lot more than three nights in jail, she has money laundering and wire fraud charges, on top of the bribery charges. Poor people get sent to prison for years for stealing much less and would love to just get community service. Why should she get a slap on the wrist while non-wealthy people never get…

That’s exactly what she’s hoping for. Rich people expect and want to just be able to pay to get anything they want. There needs to be an example set that will actually deter crime, not reinforce the belief that you can do whatever you want as long as you’re rich enough to pay someone off.

He’s basically Krieger but so far without the hologram girlfriend.

Right, and I don’t think anyone is arguing against the use of genetic counseling.

he, “did not act with any criminal intentions”