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Sounds like you just learned something very useful about yourself:)

“I don’t see the problem here.” - Matt Damon

I was ready to disagree with this, but then I did look it up, and I’ll be damned, it’s all true!

Yes! I feel like that has been missed in a lot of the coverage: that these jackholes could not be more gleeful about the opportunity to use slurs against Native Americans when they think they can somehow make it Warren’s fault. She mistakenly claimed to be part Native American, she didn’t mistakenly claim to be Chief…

That’s only because your daughter is too young to know that by loving Ghostbusters with girls, she is ruining some nerd’s childhood.

It might be covered under the ACA but they also spend most of their time railing against Obamacare so it’s probably a tough sell.

Totally! I grew up thinking my father’s family had immigrated from Austria, only learning later after doing some research, that they were German. Best guess: my Jewish family had too many negative associations with Germany (though they immigrated well before WWII) and conveniently revised our history. Everyone has a…

If you need another reason, he helped gut legislation that would have protected parts of the Everglades for the benefit of a few huge sugar producers in Florida.

Not sure about the High Sparrow, but I feel like Jeb is a plausible stand in for Mace Tyrell - assumed he was entitled to power, too clueless to actually win, left standing around like a dope when the wildfire that is Trump explodes.

Hey, good news is, now she can cash in on her status as a white martyr with the Fox News crowd. Voila! Networking and opportunities galore.

God yes. My Fox News-addicted parents are constantly in a frothing rage about Obama’s relentless drive to racially polarize our country, which is such a head-scratcher.

I think “Cheeto Jesus Returns Fire, Calling Hillary Clinton a ‘World-Class Liar’” is my favorite so far.

Same.

Same.

Yes. Makes you wonder if we should pool our money and buy these assholes some better morals.

You win $2 if the linkedin picture in the Review-Journal is the correct woman. (I’m not reposting it here in the interest of her privacy)

Yelp reviewers are on it:

I’m not sure if referring to Matthias Mueller as Martin Mueller was intentional (in which case... whooosh!) but if not, I’m enjoying the image of this guy as the new VW CEO:

GAH! Thanks a lot, Franzen. I was already keeping my love of The Corrections on the down low; now when people come over I’ll actually have to hide my copy with the bondage gear and emergency candy stash.