Presumably, the third one was the Ring.

FanTASTIC.

Yes! It’s a practice called civil forfeiture and there’s a good article about how much cops and cities abuse it:

This ranks with “human candy corn” as a description.

I wish you would! And then I wish someone who can draw would make a book of illustrations depicting him literally as each descriptor. If I could draw even a little I would do it myself.

Definitely not hilarious. Arguably classic?

that trailer tastes like a burger. I don’t like it anymore.

I lived in New Hampshire when she was the attorney general and heard her referred to as the “Hangin’ AG” for pursuing the death penalty in a case which resulted in the first execution in NH since the 1950s. She’s not great on a lot of fronts.

I’m thankful every day that I don’t have to be the person I was at 20. Thanks for posting that.

I loved Rectify too but I’m worried the ratings weren’t good enough to bring it back - have you heard whether there will be a third season?

he’s an arrogant and yet somehow naive old man.

HOUR LONG SHOW!

All night I kept saying to my boyfriend, “I’m a husk of a pervert.”

What’s the point of having the upper hand if you don’t use it to hold people down?

I’m sad that by clicking on this story, I have helped Farrah’s publicist continue to earn her keep.

Or get Batman and his skyhook on the case

re: myriad

I mean... he's more or less been building a compound there for a while now.