I tried to replicate it, but I have big lips, so I just looked like a muppet

Holy moly- half of her top lip is just makeup!

Yeah, get that kid an oversized phone and call it good.

Another fun Kelsey Grammer reference on Kroll Show is the Cheers parody. "Chairs" where John Daly plays Frasier as the actor Kelsey Grammer.

I did read them all because OCD, but "remarkably boring and then occasionally really graphic" is as apt a review of them as I've ever heard.

Replace "go to design school" with "acquire a boat loan" and this is an exact replica of the scene in Working Girl where Alex Baldwin proposes to Melanie Griffith.

The most instructive thing I ever read about her was an interview with James Deen when they were making The Canyons (sorry, too lazy to look up the citation, but it was major pub) where he said something to the effect of "she's not a bad person, she's just never had a different kind of life, so when she's thirsty,…

They look so angry!

I see what you did there.

I'm just glad to know the official conversation rate for female credibility. 15:1. Got it.

Love her whole style.

Maybe she's sending her love down a well.

I could not love this more. It's the best Christmas present you could have given me.

cosigned

That's a good response letter from the paper. Amid the never-ending waterfall of bad news and terrible pronouncements about how to prevent rape, it's refreshing to see a response like this from students in a position of influence.

I think he's the cheesy cowhide rug

Jesus - that's awful. But I do wonder if what we want is for people to curb their natural dickbag instincts. I think I'd rather block a lot of assholes than be lured in by the asshole who managed to fake it for a while.

Oh Dr. Katz. How could you?

I believed this woman from the day I heard her story years ago. It's been enormously frustrating to see Cosby get a pass. I applaud Hannibal Buress for validating her - but I can't even imagine how frustrated she must feel to get so little notice until now (and broad public acknowledgement continues to be anemic) I…

How can a pair of hands be such a bad actor? Coral nails should get some training from finger jockey J.P. Prewitt.