Yo A-Rod, imma let you finish, but Babe Ruth was one of the most accomplished Major League Baseball players of all time.

In the made-up rival Hollywood factions taking sides in the made-up Miley vs Taylor feud, I gotta say imaginary Team Miley is destroying imaginary Team Taylor.

Agreed! I'm actually mostly surprised that all these high(ish)-end labels look so convincingly like something that slightly frumpy small town people people would wear.

Kudos to In Touch for this very solid burn:

This is just so sad. Is there anything in this book about them actually enjoying each other's company, or it just an endless litany of ways to tiptoe around your abuser to keep him mollified?

This is one street that doesn't go both ways.

Well now you've done it! Your sister is going to get sued!

Oh beyond a doubt. The fact that the letter was sent in by one of the tenants in a bid for "look how crazy this landlord is!" sympathy just reinforces the landlord's case.

That is hysterical, and Siegfried still makes Suzanne Somers look like Billy Collins.

In an article that is overflowing with hilarious writing, I really think the prize for funniest line goes to Siegfried when he says of "Raise a Toast", "There are so many innuendos and nuances here."

This is the perfect response to that tweet.

She probably did it just to make her rapist look even WORSE on the internetz. My God! These rape victims are just diabolical.

Seriously. The rapist, at least, is merely trying to optimize for his own interests, which is understandable. The judge is doing this FOR SOCIETY.

What about star wipe? Do they ever star wipe to the next creampie?

Wow, as a nation, we really love creampies. No wonder we're so fat.

I'm of two minds on whether it's appropriate for parents or activists to put a child forward in order to put a face on a problem (and when I see the right doing it on issues like abortion, it really turns my stomach) but on the other hand, it seems worthwhile to force DesJarlais to have this conversation. He…

In my experience, it's the "enlightened bros" who think that the ability to deploy irony makes them bulletproof who are the bigger problem than Sensitive New Age Man, but YMMV

Pretty good, but it's no Brokeback to the Future

Labia Fedora FTW