Are you Gator?

Hello!? Did you not see that he's planning to have a dog all his life? It's like you're not even trying to be his perfect woman.

OF COURSE this douche went to Dartmouth.

Totally - I definitely sympathize with her. The intern's "expose" was a punk move and I believe she's probably an entitled little shit. Barbara Morgan must have lost her damn mind to say that stuff in her outside voice though.

I work in communications and the first thing they teach you is: Always assume you are on the record. You can go off the record, of course (if you firmly establish that's what you're doing) but even then, assume that there's a risk of it going public. This was just so bush-league.

Oh, so sad to see that I missed this post before making the same joke hours later.

I'm glad to know that Mommy What Will I Look Like is still a thriving concern

Congratulations Village of Liberty - now all of the internetz are saying "fuck your shitty town" Are we all going to get arrested?

I think this has to be the right interpretation. If you read his Hollywood Reporter interview (in which, among other things, he calls for the jury that convicted him to be shot) he keeps referencing his dick size and egging his girlfriend on to back him up about how huge he is. This stunt is right in line with that,…

b. Big time.

To borrow a phrase from the insightful Clem Burke, you've reached the right conclussion.!

Nailed it.

Excellent.

Agree, although with a little encouragement, I could maybe be talked into Team Hamoon

I hate hummus; it's so grainy and it looks like baby poop. Plus, it's just never going to catch on! They've been trying to sell it in grocery stores for years, but salsa is still way more popular, and for good reason, it's delicious! I heard that a new brand of hummus is coming out that is supposed to creamier, but…

Seriously! I have never even considered one, and now, thanks to informed commenters like bananarama, I'm on the FC train.

I know a married couple who each kept their last names and gave their daughter the husband's last name and their son the wife's last name, which seems like a good compromise even if it occasionally confuses their teachers.

God forgive me. I want to go to there.