If you wanna do it right, though, it's gotta be "chowda'head" like a good New Englander.

Egg Carton Lady kind of made me sad. Like how does she survive in this world if little things like changing egg cartons completely rock her world. She's made it through somehow I guess seeing as she's a senior.

Egg Carton Lady's ilk call us ALL. THE. TIME. With a menu from fucking 1997 that they dug out of their junk drawer, and I have to spend fifteen minutes patiently explaining that no, that particular pizza hasn't been made for five years and YES THE PRICES TEND TO GO UP OVER A DECADE AND A HALF.

I also like that she somehow thinks that Styrofoam is better for the environment than recycled paper.

I'm starting to develop a intense, visceral hatred towards "LOL", as it is seems to often be attached to the end of obnoxious/douchey statements. You're not helping, Trevor J!

I have tried to edit this comment 3 times, it didn't save, and now the option to edit has disappeared. The case is Smego v. Aramark and several pleadings are publicly available if you google it. I can't find the complaint, though, and I don't want to log into PACER to pull it. The complaint alleged (if I recall…

This has to be the funniest typo I've made at this job.

No, racism does not work both ways. Prejudice works both ways. But not racism. We're going to do math again, okay?

For years, we have served customers who are in transition with their pre- and post-surgical fitting needs, and will continue to do so

Research Blvd, St. Louis Catholic School, former Burnet MS Sailor represent.

ew

I must've gotten high and slept in the fryer...

Lol, I know every major city is "the worst" for dating but DC is some serious 7th circle of Hell nightmare. Met a guy on OKCupid and we meet at an upscale bar for happy hour. Dude launches into his important job at DOJ and how Chief Justice Roberts wrote him some sort of recommendation. Le sigh. Dude, your DOJ pin…

It was 1994 and I had just moved to a new city to start my life as a Grown Ass Woman. My roommate turned me on to these new things "AOL" and "chat rooms" and I soon joined a "chat" with others in my new city. While chatting with this one cool woman about my interest in finding a job in advertising or law, she…

Erstwhile good time girl here. I used to use Craigslist aaaalllll the time for donor dick. It was as easy as buying a pizza on line—order what you like, you know?

Ohhhh man. Plenty of Fish, circa 2009. I was finishing college, overwhelmed by a senior project and really hankering for free dinner and a reasonable lay. Having run out of options in my female-dominated, tiny, hippie school, I signed up for this free dating site. There wasn't much to look at, a lot of guys who were…

Met a good looking guy on POF (plenty of fish). We'd gone out a few times but we'd never hung out at either person's house. He was a personal trainer and one evening after I picked him up from work (his car was in the shop) we stopped by my place to change (personal trainer = free workouts) and hit a movie. We'd…