Love the logical leaps here:

Prior to Kinja, I headed the trollpatrol team for Jezebel, as many people here know. We dealt with rape gifs, violent pornography, racism, and harassment regularly, but there was a system in place with which to have it reported and dealt with. Banning didn't usually result in the same person immediately making a new…

I'm so happy for her. She's so adorable and talented and self-assured for someone so young. I actually like her talk show too. That said, she'll never beat Brandy and Whitney. She has nostalgia working against her. I loved that movie so much as a kid, and it wasn't until I was an adult that it occurred to me that a…

When I went to Brazil, most of the dishes offered to me were vegetarian or vegan, even the pizza (salad on bread basically). Now I am a total carnivore with not much love for the veggies. You know what I did? I sucked it up and ate the planty bastards without complaining to the people about their culture. Some people…

Quack-a-mole. Quack-a-mole. QUUUUAAAAACK-A-MOOOOOOOLE.

Crazy how that works. I really love Chick Fil A fries (plus nuggets and their lemonade, yum) but man, McD fries are useless to me.

Are you people dense? Do you understand that the OP is taking about HER DAUGHTERS RAPE AND YOU ARE ALL WORRIED ABOUT A GIF?

I used to make chocolate covered potato chips, orange rinds, strawberries and EVERYTHING at my chocolate shop (we had to make them between customers every few hours). They get gross and greasy really quickly, but they were wonderful when fresh! Pretzels, if you like the salt, hold up waaaay better

They have them at Trader Joe's. I've never had them, personally, but they look tasty.

Oh, come on. No Chipotle employee is this punk rock.

In the words of Ru Paul, "Blend, Blend, Blend." That contouring is awful.

If you wanna do it right, though, it's gotta be "chowda'head" like a good New Englander.