There are 9 letters in "Dani Alves." His number is 22. Villa Real had scored 2 goals at the time the banana was thrown. 22 divided by 2 is 11. 9/11. Wake up sheeple.

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I was at a golf tournament a little while back. It was the final day and the last group was coming down 18. Some fans tried to get a better view of the green so they climbed up a tv tower. Well earlier that day a fan hit one if the golfers with his Volkswagen and then subsequently crashed into this same tv tower, so…

Dan Gilbert's statement simply read, "I PERSONALLY GUARANTEE THAT THE CLEVELAND CAVALIERS WILL WIN AN NBA CHAMPIONSHIP BEFORE THE SELF-TITLED FORMER 'CLIPPERS OWNER' WINS ONE!"

That's actually a really good idea, having them on as background noise. I'm sure if I did that I'd get my ass in gear so I can get out of the house as fast as possible. Now I'm getting to work earlier.

No shit, particularly Golic who is the fucking poster boy for everything that is wrong with the NCAA. For him and his the NCAA is an excellent set up, but fuck the kids from poor families who have a sub-standard education and little discretionary income but who can run like a damn deer. Those kind should be thankful…

Meanwhile LeBron is still complaining.

Sorry but if Kevin Ollie went Super Saiyan he would have been screaming for 3 more episodes straight before anything cool happened.

I'm pretty sure this chart's methodology is flawed. Kentuckians were just describing the science behind childbirth.

You call it illegal; I say Eli's just a really big fan.

Are you sure this hasn't been the Browns' strategy all along?

Actually, add Cleveland to the list, as it's beginning to look like they'll never be able to find someone to take the job as new coach.