Big deal—I bet that bear doesn't even play tetherball.

Your butt. Hurt, it is.

IH NGEGUUCTY

IH NGEGUUCTY

Chocolate City Mothership

Simplicity, people, simplicity.

This is certainly better than Shannon Sharpe's impression of a football analyst

And You Will Know Him By The Trail Of Dead

I believe it's daughter Lexxi Silver who's doing most of the sucking these days, and not the Browns O-Line.

Brownie really did come back, by the way. Here's the proof — it happened at halftime.

Sad. I had heard through the grapevine that he had quit drinking, but apparently, it didn't last very long. Get some help, Bernie.

He's with El-ahrairah now.

I think I just went tharn.

Fiver didn't see that one coming.

Andy Pettitte: Hey... Mariano?

The Steelers being awful is my favorite thing of this NFL season.

You'd have nerve damage too if you spent that many years fucking Roseanne.

Mark Sanchez was immediately sacked and had the ball stripped by the walker, which was then signed by the Cowboys for 6 yrs / $180M with $40M guaranteed.

ALBERT'S TEETH, RANKED:

Cream soda? Were you born in 1908?