I've been so excited to read this! Thanks for making my day a little brighter.

Oh wow. Without knowing what I am looking it, it looks like an MS-Paint style job. Thanks for answering my question and enlightening me!

Might I ask why this area has been greyed out? Just curious.

I'm really sorry that you have to deal with this. I'm probably not a typcial Jezebel reader - white, male, heterosexual and a sports fan. But I love Jezebel and I don't like hearing that you are subjected to this awful behavior from someone who probably looks a lot like me, or anyone at all for that matter.

Thanks for bringing up Tom Raper. My favorite part about driving west on I-70 is all of the Tom Raper billboards.

Sam Smith's Oatmeal Stout has been my favorite beer for ten years now. I haven't found anything I like more. Thanks for including it on this list.

I have two questions I would like to ask. 1) This isn't filed under "Idiots on the Field." Is that because this involves a child? 2) At the end of her run, are they laying her down face-first and cuffing her?

1 - The looks comment had more to do with how high-class they are dressed. And Hetfield's Bono-esque sunglasses. Really, I was just disturbed by how much they look like a part of the establishment. As for the music, I haven't listened to any recent albums, so I don't have an opinion. Everything I've heard after ...…

Absolutely. If this were still the 80s I could watch the Browns losing to Elway ad perpetuum and speed up the inevitable cirrhosis. No irony meant, this is my happy place.

I know, right? Time should be completely stagnant, never progressing or evolving.

Look at those douche bags. To think, one of the best (and lyrically, one of the most anti-establishment) metal bands from the 80s now looks like U2.

Is "Nelle" a familiar name for Harper Lee? I'm assuming as much, just wanted to clarify.

You guys are missing the real story here: http://www.theonion.com/articles/break…

Few things are more frustrating than people who shoot videos on portrait view.

If your list is clockwise from top left, shouldn't Rovell be fourth?

Greg - I figured this comment would be buried in the deluge of comments in your Whitlock story, so I wanted to say it here. Congrats on getting hired full-time at Gawker. The Whitlock article was the first I knew about this. I've enjoyed your stuff since you began posting here last year.

Wow, the 90s were gross.

Only one example of the "classic" Nuggets jersey. Too bad, those were always my favorite. *Edit, I'm dumb and I missed one.

Such a good song. I <3 me some Wesley Willis!

Our dedication to losing is commendable!