I figured out what New Orleans needs to get more money to rebuild their city from this President....more psycho Arabs.

@buttons: +1,000,000,000

Just because Bush yells into the mic, doesn't make it a good idea.

@AndyReidsOtherSon: And China and Korea made glow in the dark animals.

The only agreement we have with Columbia is that they send us lots and lots of cocaine.

He forgot to mention that black and latino students are still lagging far behind most white students.

Fuck this bullshit about helping people keeping their home. Are they helping people who got fired in the past year from a mortgage lending company? Fuck no.

Glendale does suck...but the UOP Stadium and [Jobing.com] arena are top-notch.

Hope no one has already posted this, but if you had Lil Wayne in your 'next rap star to be arrested pool' you came out a winner:

This Donahue douchebag must be best friends with the Colorado Rockies owner.

Hopefully Brett will remember to take his Vicodin today.

Rivers Manning Super Bowl is almost as vomit inducing as Packs - Pats. I don't know if I can get through two weeks of Phoenix being invaded by Massholes and Cheeseheads.

Man, fuck the Lakers.

The 9/11 conspiracy whack-jobs are are not impressed.

Soundgarden? Heart? Queensryche? Meat Puppets?

Me thinks I should have put money on Seattle today.

@Theodore_Donald_Kerabatsos: Welcome to the first day of the rest of your life! Anyone who has HD knows how you feel.

@StevePerryPsychOut: We saw plenty of lying on our no-doc and stated products. IE A part time bus driver claimed he made $10K a month. UMM...yeah right. You'll see crap like straw borrowing, ID theft, and other bs.

@StevePerryPsychOut: I agree, I worked for a bank that shut down it's mortgage lending. So me and 500 of my closest friends got the axe. Good times.

@StevePerryPsychOut: Only 5? It's a mortal lock he will, especially once you hit the southern states. Unfortunately, the vast majority of people who signed up for subprime mortgages live in a fantasy world call Dumbfuckerstan.