Man I forgot the mother of all cougar events here in Scottsdale...the FBR Open. Especially hit up the Bird's Nest tent party each night. Cougars and all other things scattered ass go there.

@Lizalicious: She only has enough tears to cry once a day.

The Pink Taco bar is only 4 blocks aways from Zipps. If you want some cougar action, head to Mastro's City Hall Steakhouse fka Drinkwaters.

Dear residents of Glendale, Arizona,

I'm considering taking my couch to UOP Stadium for any Virginia West fans that want to partake in a bonfire.

Chris Rock said it best about dogfighting at his show on Friday:

@chilltown: That man obviously is not a golfer.

@Brazil Thrill: That obvious???

Suck it Spurs! Two losses in a row for you. You let a guy named Gay beat you at the buzzer. Maybe Tony Parker wants his number.

Not that it matters that much to most people here, and with it being the regular season, but the Suns beat Satan tonight by 5.

@Tracy Ham and Eggs .: How much is your league paying out?

Excuse me while I vent...

That Dark Knight trailer was ace. Batman >> any other superhero.

@Lamppost: thank you, woohoo.

@Lamppost: @

@Tracy Ham and Eggs .: good site if you like your porn done by amateurs and in bad lighting.

@Tracy Ham and Eggs .:

My HDTV just exploded from the camera shot of Jessica Simpson.

Man the Houston Texans look like a bunch of bloody tampons tonight.

@JimmyChitwood: no i had not, but that's basically what I was trying to get at.