I'd like there to be a lot of uniforms in that competition.

RESPECT.

Here, use mine!

So hearted for this, which will be my new wallpaper.

Well done, sir.

I love it! That ran last night? Only above the 49th parallel, I assume?

Can anyone place an ad like that? I mean, I sure as hell hope they're dumping Handel but I wonder if it could be a hoax meant to put even more pressure on Komen?

64% of women in America watched the Super Bowl and FINALLY someone at an ad agency figured that out and threw us some objectification we could enjoy.

For me it's less the accent than the curiously high-pitched voice. It reminds me of Mike Tyson.

Oh, I loved the herding cats one. And yeah, it was pretty boring this year—there weren't any I thought were particularly clever or high concept.

If I have to sit through all those godawful commercials with chicks in bikinis and slinky dresses and cappucino foam, then they are going to have to sit through a nice long slow pan of Becks's toned and tattooed awesomeness.

One of my friends tweeted "What else do I get for $14?"

It's true, he must never be allowed to speak. But his body is EXACTLY the type I like. And I kinda dig how lined and craggy his face is. He looks like a bit of rough trade.

Okay, now can we talk about our FAVORITE COMMERCIAL?

I was not feeling particularly judge-y until he pimped her out to a friend while he watched. Then the disgust kicked in.

I have yet to hear any story about JFK's private life that doesn't make him sound like a world-class womanizing creep. But pressuring one of his young girlfriends to blow another guy while he watches is a new low. She also writes that he told her his brother Teddy needed the same treatment too, but she refused that…

Every college has at least one Judgey McJudgerson in the alumni chapter.

I think your tattoo is quite elegant.

Well, a bit snarky perhaps, but understated and devastating in its accuracy.

You are so hearted for that comment.