Is there a swastika on her underwear? Prince Harry wants to know.

It wasn't me that made you cackle. It was the sweet, sweet thought of Cheney's head exploding.

I know, right? #oldandtired

This is gonna kill Cheney. Finally.

Gonna have to give the ribbon to Single Straight Guy: Men cat call because they're rude, immature b——— s.

Congrats on the new job, Sadie! And thanks for all the terrific posts here—I've really enjoyed reading them!

They really didn't use her all that often last season and I got the sense they were phasing Betty out, so...

What do you have to say about that, Nir Rosen?

It's Pilates-speak. She must be a devotee.

Oh, thanks a lot. You just ruined my "Mildred Pierce" afterglow. (Now I'm going to have to watch the naked Guy Pearce scenes in frame-by-frame to console myself.)

If you have so much contempt for young people, sir, might I suggest you explore jobs other than public education?

Desperation, exploitation, drugs, violence, being raised in an environment with no real options...if you're having kids as a teen and in prison before you're 25, you almost certainly got set on the wrong path well before you were old enough to choose your own path.

No. It's highly overrated. There are a couple gazillion other portraits that I'd rather stare at. And if you go to the Louvre, the gallery where it hangs is so ridiculously packed that I've always skipped it out of sheer claustrophobia (and indifference).

Professor Vinceti said the aim of the dig at the Saint Orsola convent in Florence is to find her bones and extract the DNA from inside them so they can rebuild her face.

for your sake, I hope he doesn't wear Dr. Drew's pleated dad khakis.

All the news that's fit to print!

Going on 17 years here! Never got knocked up! Check plz!

It's a nice change from beating up on does.