I know it's wrong...but I keep wondering if the pregnancy hormones have made her real hair grow out under that wig.

Basically that she was zonked on drugs at the time, and it was an outgrowth of her addiction, that she regretted it and felt humiliated knowing that everyone had seen it.

Girlfriend really could not lipsync that song, though. I think Delta Work is the weakest link, but when it came to the lipsyncing, Mariah fucked it up.

Ditto, but then I watched Nicole Narain talk about it on "Celebrity Rehab" and it ruined the whole thing for me.

The Queen hates Fergie, esp. after she took all that cash to sell access to Prince Andrew the Thick. And at the end of the day, it's the Queen's party, because she's the Queen and she's paying for it plus, y'know, she's the Queen . So if she doesn't like you, you ain't going.

*cough* no shit *cough*

Polygamy or FFM threesomes.

I would totally visit Slinx and let that kid sell me a dress.

UNCLE GEORGE'S RABBIT STEW, FTW!

Because "Zuckerberg" was clearly not an option.

I think a Westboro vs. Anonymous smackdown might be enough usher in the End Times.

I know, it's a bit of an ethical dilemma to root for Anonymous, but Westboro and Fred Phelps are so fucking awful that I'm willing to do it.

AA is a non-profit organization. Weight Watchers...not so much.

Dbl brf.

Chelsea needs to get her hairdresser to take Marc in hand, because that's a dire good-hair/bad-hair contrast right there.

Brava, Paulina! Insightful, honest, and self-deprecating. Also, incredibly well-written. I know she's ESL, which makes it even more impressive—-most native English speakers couldn't do it better.

Phew. I was worried it was going to be something like "...is crashing on our couch until he gets another job."

As disturbing as that is, I wouldn't assume that the internal injuries were caused by sexual assault. Internal bleeding and broken ribs often result from being kicked, stomped or punched repeatedly, especially if you can't cover your kidneys or belly. (Sorry to be so graphic)

Jeebus. How did that sentence end?