@YinYangYo: It's a term that's not used in casual conversation. It has a very specific, very ugly meaning. Maybe she didn't write it herself, but someone put that term in the speech for her. If you were an anti-Semite, you'd know exactly what it means.

God, that mugshot! It's up there with Manson's in the terrifying gallery of crazy.

Mmmm...tastes like... snake oil.

@lilyblaze: Yep, and she owed him, alright! I'd feel sorry for the old bastard, all alone gumming his jello and using a walker, if he hadn't been such a psychologically abusive monster.

@Hey, Boo Boo: SRSLY? I used to do that with my cat when he started to scratch the couch.

I have a friend whose father was the classic excoriating, punishing, shaming dad (not Chinese). She spent her whole childhood in a protective crouch, terrified of incurring his rage and disapproval.

@LaComtesse: Way to build a closer, more loving, more trusting relationship with your kids!

I give you, fellow Jezzies, the Civil War's greatest hearthrob, Gen. JEB Stuart. In his day, he had all the ladies of the Confederacy reaching for their smelling salts.

@Hazey Jane: Very true about Calhoun. He was hot when young, but all his hatefulness caught up with him.

@LadyTudorRose: Oh hell yes. Everyone was crawling in STDs then. And lice and fleas. You just had to work around it.

Young ginger TJ? Yes, please!

I confess, TJ always did it for me. Ooh, picture above...

@Rare Affinity: And what's more, Charles II actually liked the ladies, and treated his mistresses exceedingly well. Had I lived in the 17th century, I would have totally hit that.

@UmpteenthSarah: Oh dear. And they hung all that hotness.

Katie is actually doing Anne a favor, because she knows that if she were to do another Judy Garland song-and-dance number at the Oscars like she did on SYTYCD, she'd get more laughs than Anne, and then Anne would get all jellus, because she'd hate that everyone was laughing at Katie instead of her...I mean with …

@HelenLovejoy(née_maude_flanders): Holy crap, what a magnificent beast! No wonder the bad guy was scared.

@feminaziftw: The comments on Fox News are like monkeys flinging their poo against the wall. Don't go in there unless you're wearing a hazmat suit.

Edward Scissorhands lives!

@Thoughtless Little Pig: She's been well-compensated.

@lucyzero: OMG, you are hearted for that. I think I need to adopt and use the phrase "Whatever, Br'er Rabbit" as much as possible!