WON'T SOMEONE THINK OF THE CHILDREN??

Is "Rape has touched my family, directly and savagely" the new "some of my best friends are black?"

@Island of Misfit Toys: Ooooh, but that sounds so.... German!

@Pootmatoot: British class system is equally informal (and almost identical to the US).

Even the overwroughtness couldn't make that shit sandwich palatable.

OH FUCKING YES.

@thorne: Nah. "Miscarriages" happen.

@Meerkats: Ugh. Sorry.

PSA to Amber: Abortion is an option. You don't have to have a baby unless you want to. Believe it.

@kat.bee: I don't think it sounded like she was in any way okay with it, but having taken those night trains I can tell you that train staff are few and far between, and don't always speak the same language as you or care to help you.

Amen. I once dumped a guy after watching him be mean to a waiter and spend the rest of the dinner complaining about the service (which, for the record, was fine—the restaurant was hella busy, and the guy was doing a pretty good job, considering). That experience woke me up to what I'd been suspecting all along; that…

@LouWhoo: I bet you're even more jealous than I am. In fact, I'm jealous of you because of it.

@katgirl476: Self awareness would lead her to conclude that she's materialistic, snobby, entitled, petty and vain. One should be ashamed of that, IMO.

@katgirl476: I don't think money's what's motivating this—-Camille's likely to get a payout in the high 8 figures from the divorce, since they had no pre-nup and had been married 13 years. She doesn't need to make money by releasing a sex tape.

@Antrack: Ditto on both the sex tape and loving the dramz. It's highly entertaining. Also, those are the only Housewives who are actually as wealthy as they seem.

You have to have self-awareness to have shame, and having seen Camille on RH, I can confirm that she has neither.

@jadelyce: I know she had gastric bypass, but was it lap band or a complete RNY? I'm pretty sure it was a lap band.

@bluebears: I'm pretty sure she had a lap band procedure instead of the full gastric bypass. Lap band patients tend to regain weight more easily because they're not...well...missing most of their stomachs.

@megnificent: I would use that one ALL the time!

@megnificent: I'm so glad I haven't previously hearted you, because you are SO hearted for this!