@margarine-for-error: American: if it's good enough for Jesus, it's good enough for us.

@CandyBacon: LOL. The only thing more unlikely is that she'd speak French. Mama Grizzly's house is English-only.

Bristol Palin could not tell you the definition of "canard" if you held a gun to her head. Also: "incredulity."

@Zulkey: I tend to agree that he's old and out of touch and needs to sit the f down. I honestly feel that way about so much of my grandparents' generation who simply cannot handle gay rights.

I'm gonna go with...Ecstasy for $1000, Alex.

@Jeanbean: Oh Gawd! I dropped mine on my own bathroom floor once before I'd emptied it...it looked like CSI in there.

@LadyCoCo: Ewww! But you can boil up the cup to sterilize it, your hand, not so much.

@tkagold: Ah. So what you're using is more like a cervical cap or a diaphragm. I can see where that would not be a problem (I actually have a friend who uses her diaphragm to hold her blood during period sex to make it less messy). The Diva sits a lot lower—like a knuckle or two deep—so you can't really put anything…

Hooray for Dodai! That's pretty much exactly my experience with the Diva Cup. When it works, it really works. On the rare occasion you don't get it just right, you spend a lot of time cursing and scrubbing things in ice water.

@tkagold: Girl, hold up.

@BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit): No. If I'm in a public restroom, I dump the blood in the toilet, give it a swipe with TP and put it back in. Then I wash it out later. But I only have to empty mine twice a day, so I usually just do it at home in the morning and evening.

@AndPreciousLittleofThat: WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN

@femme-bot: Exactly. I love it when a conservative loudmouth career woman shouts: You emasculating bitches should get back in the kitchen!

I sure hope aggressive, successful, loudmouthed Patti manages to find her own vagina one of these days. Otherwise she'll be single forever...

@annebreal: Hearted. There's no one more retro/lookist/sexist than Patti.

@PrisonBreakShaker: Yeah, I can see where something like hentai would blur the lines and you might be able to get away with it. I don't think I've ever heard of anything like that showing up in a court, but I'm not a lawyer or especially well-acquainted with this kind of law. I do know that in cases where, say, an 18…

@PrisonBreakShaker: I don't think there are any states where you can make/sell porn that appears to be of underage children having sex with adults.

@PrisonBreakShaker: No, not artificial child porn. That's the whole point here...it's not legal.

CONGRATS, ANNA!

Girl, remember when W tried to give you that backrub and you were all "get your loser hands off me"? That was awesome, huh?