@PrisonBreakShaker: Yes, and I'm totally unconvinced that "artificial" child porn is something that can be documented and regulated in a way that confirms it's not actual child abuse.

Child porn is created by ABUSING CHILDREN.

@laureltreedaphne: Totally agree. Although I can't help taking a certain amount of satisfaction in this petty bullshit. I just can't. The Palins are so fucking petty themselves.

@luxamnesiac: My cuntness is ready. Is yours?

Who the fuck raised Brandon and Jason Davis? I mean, clearly something went very, very wrong.

@nyc-caribbean-ragazza: There is a surprisingly large percentage of my grey matter devoted to early-mid 90s MTV programming. I keep trying to replace it with more useful information, but it's like MTV implanted a chip in my brain during my formative years.

@didntmeanto: HEARTED.

@nyc-caribbean-ragazza: Girl, we are OLD. Yes, she wired her jaw shut as part of some insane weight loss program.

@ThereIsNoFluffy: The Mustelidae are no joke. My favorite is Gulo Gulo, because they are big and mean and don't give a fuck.

@PancakeParade: That would pretty much be my dream meal.

@LikeALady: I'm in Germany this Thanksgiving and I brought a good jar of cranberry sauce because a few years ago I spent Thanksgiving in London and sadly, the only cranberry sauce I could find was a small 3 oz bottle meant as a sandwich spread, so we all had one sad little schmear with our turkey. I was not about to…

@PancakeParade: OMG, I love fried artichokes. I'd rather have an Italian Thanksgiving if I can have those and lasagna. But really, with all that pie, I might skip the main meal altogether.

@dcdulce: But will it fit in the deep-fryer?

@CurtCole: OMG. I love you so much for that.

Today's free association exercise:

Happy Thanksgiving, MoGlo. I hope a large cake and/or pie awaits you at the end of your holiday blogging.

@Edman: You're so hearted, dude. Thanks for your sense of humor and your smugface.

FEEL THE FEMINIST LOVE, EDMAN!

@egg cream: I would heart you twice for that if I could.

I see his time in Paris has given Edward's rape apologism a certain je ne sais quoi .