@yeahyeahnoe: I hate that book. It's so incredibly hostile towards...everything. It's like they're trying to hate and shame readers into veganism, which just makes me want to run out and eat a double cheeseburger with bacon.

This is a woman who, for the right amount of money, sleeps with strangers.

@Truye: Don't you think the first time anyone goes into any Oprah-related studio situation, they're immediately on the floor, rooting around under the seat? I mean, who would actually WAIT to be told? I would be looking under my seat and everyone else's as soon as I walked in.

@tailfeather: Aw, no worries! I am leaving tonight to go to Germany to see the Boy Person again. He is no Prince Ginge but I will e-mail you with e-mail catch up and various entertainments.

@SNEAKERS: Right? You go into fashion or the food industry, you're going to be around gay men. Occasionally, you might be mistaken for one of them, but if that's so fucking terrifying to you, be a soldier or policeman or a commercial fisherman or something so overtly butch-y it won't fuck with your insecurities.

@tailfeather: You have let me down. SRSLY.

@smmo: I dunno. There have been other some serious contenders, and Ilan is one of them, but Morgan was so specifically shitty to women and gays, whereas the rest of them have been just generally douchey.

Morgan wins the title of BIGGEST TOP CHEF DOUCHEBAG EVA.

@ScaryMerry: Nope. He wore it for a "Colonials and Natives"-themed party held by a bunch of other tone-deaf toffs. The uniform is that of Rommel's Afrika Corps.

Is Prince Harry Rehabilitated?

@Flackette Knits A Lot: Which is why he's the hot one.

@Leucadia: It's their mission in life.

@nyc-caribbean-ragazza: Agreed. Let her win. She'll get more bad press for that, ultimately, and won't be able to play the victim.

@berkeleygrrl is making leopard happen: I really like Bethenny because she's very no-bullshit and self-aware/self-deprecating. She's a completely successful self-made woman, unlike Bravo's usual round of trophy wives and SAHM "jewelry designers." Also she's wickedly funny.

@smmo: I know, right? And I've heard her talk about how she recovered from her eating disorder, so you'd hope she'd know better but...

FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL

@Donovanesque: Uh...me too. Although I hate NASCAR and country music, and have no problem showing my emotions.

@raphaela: Okay, you have to share the Anglo one. Here, I'll start:

@bluebears: SO TRUE.

See, this is why I'm not in wildlife management. The whole time I was watching that clip I was going, "Pet the bears, Sarah! Give those bears a big Mama Grizzly hug!"