Standing ovation on Kate's hair as well. She always looks perfectly styled.

@mrsjakeryan: Yeah, I'd have insisted on a new, juju-free ring, myself.

@LadyvonSnarkyPants: ::pours cocktail, hands over bag of Doritos::

@BabyJane: ::pours cocktails, hands over bag of Doritos::

@Brownh0rnet: Guess you learn something new every day, huh? Did she say it worked with the relative's belly-button?

Danielle Staub shouldn't be allowed to "advocate" for anyone...let alone victims of domestic violence.

#downsidesIhadneverconsidered

@daftdandelion: Right, like he's just going to cramp her style and she really can't be bothered. I actually think her husband seems like he'll be a good dad...too bad that marriage is doomed.

Ladies, WTF was Phaedra talking about with the 50 cent piece on the kid's belly button?

@lonelyinmynightmare: Yeah, I was LOLing my ass off during that segment.

@Antrack: Yes, I am fond of rapping along to "Big Pimpin'" but only when by myself so I don't have to hand in my feminist card. And I can't say the n-word either because I am a guilty white liberal who lives in a black neighborhood.

@Antrack: Yeah, definitely best song of the year. I heard Cee-Lo sing it on Colbert and he did the "ain't that some shhhh..." too. It takes all the fun out of it without the cussing.

@Antrack: I know, right? I mean, they could have called it "Eff You" if they had to. But "Forget You" is just embarrassing.

@BlondesHaveMoreFun: Exactly. You don't need TMI, but knowing your parents have sex is actually healthy.

This is certainly cringe-inducing, but the truth is, children are almost guranteed to walk in on a parent gettin' it on at some point in their lives.

@pirate_eggie is dj baby bok choy: World domination! Just think, your kids will be able to simultaneously control the media, the banking system and every mathematical and engineering-related industry in world! And probably be outstanding classical musicians to boot.

@Saskuatch: Jews come in all colors. There are Jews of African, Asian (especially Indian) and Arab/Persian descent who would never be identified as white by Western standards.

My grandfather went to NYU because although he had the grades for an Ivy League school, they had quotas to keep Jewish students out, on account of Jews being notoriously intelligent, crafty, and ambitious. White people did not want to go to a school that was "too Jewish."

@ilovewater: Ima go with "definitely."

@wtfox?!: 'scuse me while I call the wahmbulance...