If someone published reports that I was fucking John Mayer, I'd put out a press release too—-and it would be much nastier than that one.

@BytheSea: Oh, bullshit. Amazon is not a public good or a white knight that exists to provide enlightenment to the unread masses.

@Stagtastic: Yeah, it's a specious comparison for all kinds of reasons.

@carcosa: No, you're just making money off it. And I'd be pretty damn uncomfortable making money off a book that promotes and glorifies child sex abuse.

@joellevand: Amazon doesn't have to sell everything. The fact that a retailer sells some controversial titles doesn't mean that the retailer therefore has to sell all controversial books.

@tripleA: Having lunch with Prince?

If the half of the mouse that was inside him was the half that has sharp little teeth....yikes.

@tripleA: But this was NY-Minneapolis, no?

@LindyLou: Good call.

Kanye flies commercial?

How tame. Prince Jefri of Brunei could teach him a thing or two.

@WaffleCopter: Okaaaayyyy....but it's not like a cute souvenir. I still think she's pretty fucking batshit to show it to her kid. All kinds of boundaries being crossed, there.

@Nico Coer: Is there a reason she had it in the jar? Because the linked article doesn't indicate that. I mean...why the fuck would you keep your dead fetus in a jar?

Could Phaedra have been any faker in that meeting with Latavia Robinson? Seriously, her acting with Latavia was faker than her whole "I'm only 7 months!" bullshit.

...no others were found...

I was super brand-loyal to ob tampons for over 20 years, so I share your grief, Dodai. They are infinitely better than every other brand out there.

@BirdFrog: Yeah, no shit. Therapy is not a party trick.

@SarahMC: HO-LEE SHIT.

@Miss_PiggyStardust: Yeah it's definitely cool in a gross kind of way. I often wonder what happened to that dude. He miraculously did not get expelled on account of that stunt.

@CurtCole: No shit. And I didn't even tell you about the maggots. Or how the turkey actually blew the door of the mini-fridge off its hinges.