Not a roommate, but a dormmate, on a dare from the frat he was rushing, left a 15 lb. RAW TURKEY in his dorm-room mini-fridge over Christmas break.

@sjwhee09: I know, right. It makes Baby Jesus cry. I mean, back in the 1950s when marinara and ricotta were not readily available, I could understand being forced to make nasty substitutions. But hell, you can buy both in any Wal-Mart or chain supermarket in the US these days.

As if this weren't bad enough, she makes lasagna with Campbell's cream of tomato soup and cottage cheese. Matilda Cuomo has apparently expressed her Italian mama outrage about this on more than one occasion.

@Sarcasmatic: Well, obvs!

You don't get a cookie for apologizing when you do something shitty—-because apologizing is the right thing to do—-but I'm glad she did the right thing and she seems sincere.

@Tirannie: Oh gross, I didn't know that. I knew she'd been released, which is a travesty, but I didn't know she'd found a dude who was all "oh, byegones." I guess if psycho male killers can find women willing to marry them, psycho women can too...

@Sed_Quis_Custodiet...: Yeah, it's not a perfect comparison. But it was the sister aiding and abetting the psycho killer that made me think of Holmka.

@orangeblossomordinary: No, her awesomeness is timeless.

When I grow up, I want to be Phylicia Rashad. Beautiful, sexy, talented and confident at every age.

No, it's the new Karla Holmka.

I'd be really curious to see a breakdown of how many of those children—-male and female—-went on to be in polygamous marriages themselves.

@Satchma: Yes, those Nazis were so...politically correct.

@maude_flanders: It's a pic of Rebecca de Mornay in "Risky Business". I got it courtesy of Google images...I think it was a publicity still back in the day.

It's all fun and games until you're being nudged by some random stranger's boner.

@cinderellalyssa: Everyone likes the Righteous Brothers! ;)

@femme-bot: So douche-boys in Philly won't fuck him either?

@token_liberal: I'm gonna go with yes. Because, as one of the other commenters mentioned, there's not enough for me to tell if he's cut or not.

Every celebrity cockshot I've ever seen is just so...meh. Including this one.

@5dollarshake: It is a well known fact that if you have the Righteous Brothers and a potting wheel, you will be so fulfilled you'll never need sex again.

@Hooplehead: Amen, sister.