@Johnny LaRue: Yes, but I never got the sense that walkers are expected to perform sexually the way trophy wives are (esp. in these post-Viagra days). In fact, in NY high society circles, they're often gay men.

@berkeleygrrl: I'm sure that's true. It's totally an artifact from that era!

Needless to say, no one would ever expect this level of "compromise" or "maturity"* from men.

@heyBetty: I know! Bitches are so uptight!

But...but...they put out a memo! It said that women could expect to hear offensive, degrading things in the workplace because it was "creative" and "non-linear" and that didn't mean they were being harrassed! Even though they were! But it wasn't really harrassment!

@champagne: I credit Khloe Kardashian with that one. It's how she describes Kourtney's megadouche baby daddy.

@NefariousNewt: Yes, that's entirely possible too. There's a line in Rona Jaffe's book The Best of Everything where she laments how women think "it will be different with me" every time they date a cad who they already know is a cad. Jaffe describes it as "a flaw in the species, like a collie's tiny brain."

Does this guy have a 12-inch vibrating tongue? Because I seriously don't understand why he's so damn popular with women despite ample evidence that he's a complete douchelord.

@Paesan Y'all: I get it. There's always going to be something appealing about having someone else to split the work of marriage with. But this situation creates a whole bunch of other (mostly emotional) work that a monogamous marriage doesn't...

@AthertonMerriweather: Oh God, I'd forgotten about that. What a douchelord.

@LouisiAnna: Yes. Dicks you know and love: awesome. Strange dicks: icky. Really, someone you don't really know texting you a dick pic is just the modern version of the creepy flasher in a trenchcoat.

@NefariousNewt: Well, she doesn't actually know what his dick looks like, so that would be conjecture. He may be a tiny limp-dicked fuckwad.

@helechoanarquista: So fucking what? It's funny. Did you really expect a Gawker website to uphold the highest standards of written English?

@helechoanarquista: This site gets decent traffic precisely because it calls out the douches and dickwads of the world.

Adios, asshat. Please tell me they didn't buy out his contract.

@LouisiAnna: I am in a LD relationship, and it makes me very happy to get the occasional "thinking of you" cock pic from my beloved.

@spooki: I agree. Kenley was a bigger bitch, but she owned it. Gretchen's whiny and backstabbing but thinks she's not a bitch.

Quick poll: Whose bitchface is more insufferable, Gretchen or Kenley?

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