@tinyphoto: Slap a pantiliner in it and you're good as new.

@francofile001: I'm sure if there had been boy twins they've have been Rommel and Adolf.

@ikaiyoo: you and me both, brother.

@nora charles: Fair enough. But I hate the way it's always framed as "oooh, she's a BAD MOM!" when very often the father is at least as bad or not even in the picture at all.

Yeah, I'm gonna go ahead and assume that the Teen Dads who fathered these kids are just as horrible and revolting and worthy of kneejerk, uninformed condemnation.

@lauralauramc: I think all the dudes there are foreigners in Tallinn for booze cruises and brothel crawls.

@Andalucía: But of course, no one ever tells men "stop acting like a fucking drunken loser or you'll wind up alone."

@redqueen: Fuck yes.

@saraheartburn: But it's YOUR CHOICE not to get the payout, right?

Kind of overshare-y, no? Why not just the usual "It's over, we're sad, please respect our privacy?" They don't owe anyone any explanations.

@drunkexpatwriter: WORD.

Saliva works well for wet blood, esp. on cotton. I once gave myself a horrible paper-cut and was able to get the blood out of my white cotton dress shirt by sucking the sleeve for a few seconds.

@lemon_head16: Yep. I always dry on a low temp and then if things are a bit damp, I let them dry by hanging or draping over a piece of furniture (should probably invest in a drying rack but am lazy).

@andhowever: That dog bit him at the end because it felt the same way.

@vikkitikkitavi: Nah. Most of the time in the US if you get caught doing it in public, you just get ticketed, unless you're in a really public place in front of a lot of people, in which case you might get arrested. And having sex with someone else in a public or semi-public place won't get your registered as a sex…

@eigne: But there are already specific mandates on what food stamps can't be used for. You can't use them to buy things like hot prepared food, beer, wine, cigarettes, toiletries, etc. This is just adding one more item to the list.

@catalina: It look good, girl.

@Wolfabeast: Oh, Dookie. ::cries::

@AgnesGrep: Yeah, gotta go with Bubbles Depot.

@curiousgeorgiana: Sheeeeeeet. I would so put this on my Christmas list if it were for sale and I celebrated Christmas.