@chicksarentfunny: Just be ready, Bowtie.

I got to ask you. If every time Snotboogie would grab the money and run away, why'd you even let him in the game?

@SarahMC: Yeah, I fail to see how paying 10 cents more for your high fructose corn syrup is going to put a dent in your budget. If it is, your family's consuming too much of that shit anyway.

@eigne: I don't completely liken soda to tobacco insomuch as a small amount of soda is not bad for your health, whereas even a small amount of tobacco is. But sugared sodas have absolutely zero nutritional value, and in study after study have been linked to obesity and diabetes. People can buy it themselves, the way…

@ChkChickBOOM: I totally get the knee-jerk sense that poor people's food choices are being judged. But no one's actually banning anyone from buying soda—they're just saying you can't buy it with your EBT money. And soda's so fucking cheap that people will buy it anyway. God knows, the ban on buying beer and cigarettes…

@ChkChickBOOM: In many cities, people on EBT get "double dollars" when they buy fresh produce at farmer's markets. All the farmer's markets in NYC—and there are ones in poor neighborhoods as well as rich ones—take EBT.

If approved, this will be the first product banned due to nutritional value."

@seedypete: I know, it's like magical thinking applied to the workplace.

They forgot the "turn-ons/ turn-offs" section! Now how will I know if these world leaders and titans of industry enjoy chocolate-dipped strawberries and long walks on the beach?

And that's supposed to help it sell?

@Hooplehead: ::standing ovation::

Two bunnies, two cups.

@otherginger: Yeah, Victorian porn is super-into BDSM scenarios, both hardcore and softcore. I found a lot of it—like the classic Man with a Maid —to be a little too rape-y flavored for my taste.

@GalaxyGlued: John Thomas!

@Donovanesque: Yes. And pretty much every scene in Delta of Venus and Little Birds is better than this. By a lot.

@orangeblossomordinary: Well, it's better than that, which was basically DH Lawrence's man-centric view of what he thought sex was like for women. I always found his sex scenes to be laughable and not sexy at all.

Wow. This is...bad.

FOR FUCK'S SAKE.

@Ryno31: I suspect that he was raped by the attacker inserting objects into his rectum.

@Dinosaurs and Nachos, girlfriend!: Exactly. And if you were slapping them on the asses, that wouldn't be sexual harrassment.