I'd still take their brand of affable delusional craziness over Danielle Staub's scary delusional craziness.

There is not enough cake to console me.

In heaven, Henrietta Lacks nods knowingly.

@mdbeh: Maybe he only approves of viciously attacking people you "love."

Note to Chris Brown:

@DaniFae is so into you but way too smart for you: Yeah, we had to get a trashcan with a lid for the bathroom for that reason.

@Dodai Stewart: Glad to hear it!

But Dodai, what I really want to know is HOW IS YOUR EAR?

I admire his sense of self-empowerment!

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@TheMsroyale: BWAHAHAHAHA! hearted for that.

@NefariousNewt: Yes, I think the Secret Service was equally to blame. And I'm guessing some heads rolled there too. Regardless, they didn't get arrested because at the end of the day, they were allowed in. That was done in error, but if the gatekeepers approve your entrance—even as a mistake—you can make a logical…

@so_not_awesome: I don't know that they're necessarily losing tons of cash. If she didn't tip for a few hours' service, that's not going to destroy their bottom line.

@so_not_awesome: Very true, although I do think they would be happy to let a deadbeat in if they were bringing cameras and Bravo with them.

@NefariousNewt: I think the problem was that the social secretary's staff cleared them to enter. It's not like they hopped the fence. The White House staff bore some responsiblity for letting them in, which is why Desiree Rogers ultimately lost her job.

If she really didn't tip the salon staff, she should probably switch salons, pronto. That's playing with fire.

@GoodBadNotEvil: Unless those women ride the subway topless, I don't think that's a logical explanation.

I don't want to see your dick, you fucking perv!

@ytuhermanotambien: I know...didn't his kids get some kind of really expensive chocolat chaud delivered to them poolside? I thought that sounded pretty awesome.

@ytuhermanotambien: Yes, I loved it. I especially remember the moment when he asked if they were going to get towels for the locker room and the lady just said, "No, but it is envisaged..."