I don't think anyone confuses the women of the "Real Housewives" with actual "housewives."

@Kivrin: It's happened to me when the timing's been off. Also, some dudes have serious range, so you might be giving a handjob and just get a leeetle too close. I once had an ex who ejaculated hard enough that he spooged in his OWN eye when jerking off. I happened to be watching at the time and laughed so hard I…

@RizzRustbolt: I suspect you are right. But as long as I get to see some naked Skarsbutt, I am totally on board.

If there were a Nobel Prize for the most batshit and nosy Passive Aggressive Note, that one would win, hands down.

Have any of y'all ever been to the store called the Anne Rice Experience? I went to the one in NOLA's Garden District and it FREAKED ME THE FUCK OUT for like, a full week after, with its life-size dolls of Lestat characters dressed in period clothing, staring at you from the dark, velvet-draped interior of the…

Normally I cannot get enough of the sexy, sexy mancandy and gratuitous sexytimes on True Blood. So I thought last night's episode was boring.

@returnonthehoney: Agreed. I was uncomfortable with it and really, Tara's suffered enough already. There better be some kick-ass resolution to this storyline with Franklin or I will be seriously disappointed.

@CurtCole: He's on my list of haters whose graves I fully intend to pee on one day. I'll supply a Bud tallboy if you want to get in on the action.

@hussein persepolis hussein: Seconded.

Let me fix this for you, Christy:

@Allwheeldriveturbosportwagon: Exactly. The water's not clean. And this is a fountain, not a natural water source.

@MakeMeSmile: If water is clean, it doesn't create foam like that.

All that foam?

@Seeräuber Jenny: I think that lady has very short cropped platinum hair and a spray tan.

@small-fox: And everyone in France is totally safe because no one will ever get through the Maginot Line!

@rampantwhistler: And the Pope totally condoned it by keeping it quiet! Awesome!

So now we can expect endless rounds of revelations about Roman Catholic priests all over the world ordaining women? Cool!

@Seeräuber Jenny: Mais bien sur. Those banlieues are just not comme il faut.

@heatherdazy: No. Not all French people are white. In fact, many are not. You do not have to be white to have French citizenship.

Apparently the NYT writer has never encountered any non-white, non-rich, non-urban French women, although more of them exist than than the white, rich, urban ones.