@BringerofthePain: ALL photos should have laser backgrounds. Even serious journalistic ones of refugee camps and such.

Every lady of a certain age knows the "hand under the chin" look hides double chins and crepey necks. If you look at my family photos, my father's sisters ALL do it. They look like they're posing for Rodin.

Meh. Now that she's publically a full-time train wreck, Lindsey Lohan's completely lost the power to seem edgy or provocative on film (or promotional posters, as the case may be).

@Antrack: Yeah, I thought that was telling too. The thought bubble over his head was "Jesus, don't mention that ON CAMERA!" I don't think it necessarily means she's totally in the dark, though.

Ladies, I ask you:

@bookling: Maybe that's it!

Wow, even with the kittens I still felt sick reading that.

C'mon, BaBa WaWa...you're still the executive producer. Woman up and address this!

@RobespierreHasComeUndone: Where the plague was caused by witchcraft!

@Sukie: Mmmmm....trefoils.

HURRAH for choppery!

Was it really cold yesterday? Because not nearly enough shirts came off in celebration.

@sparkelss: I win! I win!

@CurtCole: Like Lafayette, I am also waiting for Jesus to come again!

Y'all remember how Lafayette told Sookie he was having ridiculously nasty Eric fantasies after drinking Eric's blood? I think we need to see some of those fantasies instead of all the ones with Eric and Sookie (not that I'm not enjoying them, obvs).

This would look great on Eric Northman. No one else, though.

@coffeeandtv: Wait, what? HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE?

It is ridiculous how much I lust for that man.

@homophilic: I love that it's a Queen song. Freddie Mercury SO approves.

@maude_flanders: When a story like this breaks, why do we believe the woman?