Anytime you're repeatedly doing something that you know makes your neighbors miserable—-loud sex, loud music, tap-dancing on your hardwood floors—-and you choose to continue doing it, YOU ARE AN ASSHOLE.

@badmutha: Your skin needs to absorb UV light to synthesize vitamin D. Sunscreens shield your skin from UV exposure, so...no vitamin D synthesis.

@b4nt4: It's why I'm not inclined to leave my a/c office and go home, even though it's after 5.

@CurtCole: VOMIT.

@CurtCole: Jesus H. Christ, what is that?

@LAmonkeygirl: OMFG.

The music business will chew you up and spit you out—-no question of that. But I also think Lauryn Hill was lacking in personal support systems that were not the music industry's job to provide.

@kookoocachaw: I'm sure it would. But at least I would have brought a tribute I'd feel proud of!

@Lemon: I don't think Munn's shtick, which at this point has consisted of fellating hot dogs for dudebro TV and talking about how cute she is, has anything to do with inspiring young girls not to be afraid of their sexuality, etc. The problem is that she says she's about one thing, but what she does completely…

She brought Harper Lee some cheap-ass drugstore chocolates? Bad show.

@tinyalice: Seconded. Imaginary sweaty sexy sandwiches for everyone!

God, I hope they have an ice bath for her to plunge in between takes. It feels like 100 in NYC today.

And can we possibly ignore abs for the sake of variety?

@Lemon: Because none of those things are examples of being smart or funny or sexually empowered, they're just about Olivia shucking and jiving and being sexxxy for the dudebro culture.

@amethysts: Because that one is even more problematic?

@FurrierAndIves: Nope. I've read some of his essays, but never read any of his other novels. I think I only read Lucky Jim because it was on a syllabus in college. Also never read much Martin Amis!

@FurrierAndIves: I know! It's from his book Lucky Jim . Best description of a hangover ever.

I prefer Kingsley Amis's description/explanation:

@bowleserised: Right? The horse is even politely looking away like "Nothing to see here."

And the Daily Mail KNOWS from "untrammelled misogyny", y'all.