Where you at, Roo?

@morninggloria: it only counts if the Cool Boys are paying attention to you.

@emilyanne: And the boys pay more attention to her. So we're jealous.

What she really means is: YOU'RE ALL JUST JEALOUS OF ME.

@RousseMacabre is a little bit CRAZY: You know why I ate a sandwich at my desk for lunch and have been sitting behind the computer all day? Because I have a job that's based on my skills, not my looks.

Whut?

Props to Michelle for being weather-appropriate. The other ladies must be dying in those long-sleeved jackets.

That's a movie I won't be seeing.

@girly: Yes, I think so. She seemed pretty determined to try to talk her way out of the situation, which is not uncommon in cases of sexual harassment or assault. A well-placed knee to the groin and some hollering would probably have worked better, but some women are reluctant to do that.

I want VERY VERY much for this to not be true. That said, I think she sounds professional and credible, and I would not be surprised if her version of events is true.

@Benevolent_Dictatrix (patently absurd): Word to your mother.

Presumably women can simply refuse to take this test. I would. If you want to know if I smoke, ask me.

@Sugarbeetle: My mom's hair in her h.s. senior year picture—1966—-looked quite a bit like that, too.

@CurtCole: That was how my Colorado friends felt. Shotguns were mentioned.

Last year I was at a toll booth near the Denver Airport when I saw prairie dogs in the grass nearby and I started squeeing. For an East Coaster, it was pretty cool to see them in their natural habitat. My Western friends were not impressed.

@Squabble: So. Fucking. True.

@AndPreciousLittleofThat: CREEEEEPY.

A TRUE STORY

@lainiekazan: If she hasn't met him, I'm sure she saw the pictures of him urinating in public while drunk.

@lainiekazan: If she hasn't met him, I'm sure she saw the pictures of him urinating in public while drunk.