That leotard also appears to have zips over the nips, so you can expose ALL your sensitive parts to metal zipper teeth.

@roodles: That was the first thing I thought of. But isn't it illegal or something for women to have pubes in LA? Maybe it's not an issue for all the classy, classy ladies Richie's selling to.

@Cinnamoncanuck: All I can think of is how my pubes would get tangled in the zipper, which has me wanting to run away yelling "yipe yipe yipe!" too.

@Cinnamoncanuck: 'Do as I say, not as I do'-style training, I guess.

@Cinnamoncanuck: 'Do as I say, not as I do'-style training, I guess.

@LilyBonesBurana: No shit.

@LilyBonesBurana: No shit.

Princesses Caroline and Stephanie are reportedly tutoring her in royal protocol.

Princesses Caroline and Stephanie are reportedly tutoring her in royal protocol.

This happened almost 6 years ago? And someone discovered and leaked police documents this year, at the same time the victim decided to be photographed for the Enquirer? Right when Al Gore's separating from his wife?

@raphaela: Yes, and now I'm totally jonesing for some 80s hair band music.

Wait, you mean women are already doing all the same things men do, and sucessfully, but no one gives them credit for it?

@madeofawesome is a bamf: Seconded. I live for the rare moments on that show when he breaks character and smiles. He has a smile that lights up a room and makes my panties dissolve.

And get off my lawn!

@NefariousNewt: Right you are. Because as soon as they put condoms on the shelves instead of behind the counter, I left the convent and commenced sucking MILES of cock.

@emilyanne: Okay, to your second point, that's not what I'm saying at all. I didn't mention actors or acting or paparazzi. You're making a straw man there.

@emilyanne: I always think of it as "the huge check cancels out the criticism." It's a trade-off, and she knew she was making it when she took the job—-I mean, the source material ain't exactly War and Peace —-so just enjoy the money. So few writers make good money these days.

@rixatrix is as sweet as sour milk: She's at the top of her profession earning a fortune for work that most writers would kill to get. It doesn't matter what kind of work you do—-someone will always criticize it. When really succesful people get all thin-skinned about criticism it just seems silly to me, because the…

Joan Holloway has a stack of these in her desk drawer.

Sheesh. Just cash the check and quit whining. Writing those movies doesn't prevent her from writing the next "Citizen Kane" if that's her ultimate goal.