I'm a big fan of Crown Princess Victoria. She struggled with anorexia when she was younger and has spoken very candidly about eating disorders. It's great to see her looking so happy.

@shaken.not.stirred: Y HLO THAR.

Wouldn't you just stop smelling them after a few minutes? I can't smell my own perfume about 5 minutes after I dab it behind my ears.

@kookoocachaw: Agreed. I'm maybe a little more into soccer players b/c they aren't quite as gigantic around the shoulders and they don't shave their chests. That said, I wouldn't kick any of the swimmers out of bed.

The World Cup is almost as good for Jez male eye candy as the Olympic men's swimming was in 2008.

I may really regret asking this...but what exactly qualifies as "underprocessing?"

@Gnatalby: They definitely seem to prolong the misery.

@BearDownCBears: They're not divorced, though.

@StaunchCharacter: Okay, yeah, I guess that one didn't turn out so well.

Oh man, when I was a kid you could only have taken my best friend when you pried her little hand from my cold, dead fingers. This just seems cruel.

@Gnatalby: I think there was only one wife. But two marriages.

Well, he knows whereof he speaks when it comes to miserable marriages.

@crotchety: Still, why the hell would the principal even care?

Any principal who has the time and energy to do this over a snarky but relatively harmless quote like that is a principal who's neglecting much more important responsibilities. Seriously.

@MsJanani: How's that work out?

@feministabroad: Exactly. If you have the presence of mind to speak out about it in a public forum, it's hypocritical that your next action in that public forum is to reinforce the exact same message you just condemned.

He couldn't just black out the quote?

I had to remind myself that standards of beauty are very fickle... and then validate and participate in them by being photographed in a bikini for a national magazine, thus displaying myself for other women as an example of the same unattainable look that once led to my own suffering and disordered eating.

@nobodyr: Straight people? Because gay people are never mentally ill parents? Whaa?

@CurtCole: It appears they've formed a vampire-shapeshifter dom-sub relationship.