Sadface :(

If this all happened the way she said, she's the victim of discrimination, straight up.

@A Small Turnip: But wait....WHAT DOES HE MEAN BY THAT?

All movie reviews should read like this.

But Bill and Hillary are still together.

@Valkyrie607:

Dear Pastor Phelps:

@amber.m.whitney: Well, since most scientific studies are conducted by academics, they tend to pull their samples from the captive audience around them. When I see that a study was conducted with college students as the sample, I always take the results with a grain of salt, unless it was a study specifically about…

Analogy FAIL.

@sybann: Or his wife. She doesn't seem like the "stay in the kitchen" type.

@sybann: I agree that it's improving. Definitely. Which is why I find this so surprising!

@sybann: I said to another commenter that it's really odd to me that this tired old "women in the kitchen" trope is coming from a crunchy, sensitive, liberal Park Slope daddy like JS Foer. Usually that type prides themselves on their egalitarianism, at least in public.

@jasminetea: Unfortunately the only thing to replace it with is "blame the men." And we know that'll never happen.

@emfish55: Agreed. You'd think being a crunchy, sensitive Park Slope daddy, he'd have evolved past the "women in the kitchen" shit.

@sartastic: I did! I think the problem was that I had never really done yoga before and didn't know WTF I was doing, and my friend had been practicing for years, so she was less likely to screw it up and injure herself.

A TRUE STORY:

@I Call LOGIC FAIL!: I think you need to sacrifice a lamb (or is it a goat?) and dab the blood on your doorpost, thus ensuring the Angel of Death passes by.

I need to go purify myself in Lake Minnetonka after hearing that.

@quatrevingtquatre: I know, right? Those girls are counting the minutes until they're 18 and can get the fuck out of that house.

@denapsu: I'm afraid it's too late. I'm already hating them for that just based on the previews.