Wow. This bears no resemblance to the show I watched for 6 years.

FutureMouse, that was RIGHTEOUS.

@rah29: I hope you included Prof. Charles Shaw in the acknowledgements on your thesis. Best $2 you ever spent.

I found tremendous meaning in the fine Boone's Tropical Island vintage I enjoyed while hanging out in the woods behind my dorm on my 18th birthday.

@jigglyball: Oh, ugh. His son went to my alma mater (which is probs why we got stuck with him) and I was told that he was an ass during parents' weekend as well.

@jigglyball: Like, you had dinner just you and him and some friends? Did you want to stab him with your fork?

@Dalinae: Whoa. I would have had them mail me the diploma.

@Anna: For real. I went to a state school that cost $9k a year, so I guess I got what I paid for.

@Sweetie: I think I win that one, too. On the plus side, I didn't have to scramble to get extra tickets because most of my family was like "Who? Aw, hell no! We'll meet you outside the auditorium afterwards."

@Anna: Okay, that's pretty bad. But Neil Diamond hasn't tried to destroy my civil rights lately.

Antonin Scalia spoke at my commencement, so this makes me positively incandescent with envy.

The color name is also supposed to titillate, which is pretty gross, IMO. Lots of creepy, objectifying overtones: Come get me, boys, I'm NUDE !

@HelloKitty: ::rubs lotion on skin::

@PaintedTrollop: SO FUCKING TRUE.

I suspect part of the reason Blanchett's more blase about the lack of roles is that she spends a lot of time on the stage and working in theater. If Hollywood's not your main source of artistic satisfaction or output, you're probably not as invested in the need to get a look at every decent role for women (of which,…

@dclady: Right? And these kids aren't even teenagers! Some adult actually BOUGHT those outfits for them.

@sybann: That potential employer actually broke the law if that's the case.

Those are 7 year old girls gyrating in saloon-whore bikinis and gartered stockings. I can't get past the blatant sexualization of pre-pubescent children.

Hey, cool! And I vote that she gives the ex's doppelganger a chance.

@fulanita: Yeah. One hopes the guys got a lot of blowback over their behavior, but who knows?