@CurtCole: You win the internets with that one.

@PilgrimSoul: That would be my guess.

@AmbivalentAlumna: I'd like it better if people never put clove OR pumpkin in it. Just Cool Whip and a crust...

@cnphair: Greatest Easter candy ever. Recognize!

@pestified wants-a-Bush-tribunal: Add ice cream! It's good with pie AND cake AND brownies.

@pestified wants-a-Bush-tribunal: When cake becomes something other than a cheap sweet to serve at rites of passage—weddings, birthdays, etc—please have someone from Team Cake contact me.

Before you vote for blueberry pie, please enjoy this extremely affecting scene from the classic film "Stand By Me".*

@otherginger: The shameless snarkers at [awfulplasticsurgery.com] would agree with you...

Let's get this straight: any woman who heads to an EI [an unrecognized fraternity at American University] party as an anonymous onlooker, drinks five cups of the jungle juice, and walks back to a boy's room with him is indicating that she wants sex, OK?

I have never had Boston Cream Pie, but I am confident it is WAY better than pumpkin.

@battleaxonista...is a humorless bitch: The terrorists have won.

@Gnatalby: Yeah, I was always able to balance my hatred of Dov with the knowledge that my money was going to (mostly female and non-white) unionized garment workers...but if they're firing those workers, I might have to take my money elsewhere.

@Sukie: They are the best tees out there. I choke back my contempt for Dov Charney because they're so soft and fitted and come in so many good colors.

@mandiandi: There's a poor understanding of "free speech" at work there.

@Safire and Tonic: Oh please. It's not undermining free speech to tell someone to STFU when they're saying something stupid. It's just more speech.

@pmarble: For reals.

@Katharsis: Women just can't win.

The first thing that came to mind was Ana Castillo's novel Peel My Love Like An Onion . But I don't recall THAT happening in the book.

@curiousgeorgiana: Hello? It's not "judgment" to observe that her legs and ankles are very thin. Give me a fucking break. I didn't say that they were ugly or bad or sick or wrong or she should do this or do that or anything of the sort. It was a comment about what I noticed.

@funchefchick: OMG, I am waving my blue crab claws at you! They are rich and buttery and delicious and Dungeness is just strringy. Yeah, it can taste sweet—I spend a lot of time in Seattle and Vancouver Island, so I've eaten them fresh—but they're stringy! They don't make nice lumpy crabcakes like blue crab does!