@JoStockton: That was courtesy of Ruben Diaz, Sr., pastor, homophobe and frequent mangler of sentences.

FUUUUUUCK.

@wtfox?!: God's not nearly as into them as they think She is.

@wtfox?!: Well, if they don't stand up for the Rich, Christian White Males, who will?

Does the shoe fit? Well, you know what to do...

@PilgrimSoul: co-sign. that would seriously be assuming facts not in evidence.

@Ratinski: He's probably the reason she's gay, then. Had to balance things out and all that.

Sorry, Alex P. Keaton.

I enjoy looking at all the pretty things I can't afford. And then I recycle them.

@Penny: Me too (she added blondly).

@Flackette Goes Retro: Except she is so obviously golddigging in pursuit of rich men for her daughters that she actually scares them off and does a huge disservice to her family. I think Austen is using Mrs. Bennet to critique mothers like her, whose only goal is money and social climbing through their daughters.

@Penny: Exactly. You can accept that someone is too fat or too thin—you don't have much choice, really—but that doesn't mean you also have to think it's healthy or you should pretend you're not concerned.

@stonebiscuit rolled a 1 on initiative: Does it pierce your soul? (Sorry, different novel reference)

@ameliabearhart: Elizabeth and Jane we definitely see in a positive light. But the younger three, not so much. Mary is a religious prig, Lydia is stupid, willful and devious, and Kitty is so vapid she basically follows Lydia's lead. But then again, their mother is a complete fool, so the apple doesn't fall far from…

@andBegorrah: It is a truth universally acknowledged that anyone in possession of a vagina must be in want of a deep-dicking.

@ameliabearhart: Mary was prissy and way more judgmental than Elizabeth, plus she was always prattling on about what she'd read in Fordyce's Sermons. I knew plenty of irritating girls like her in the Bible Belt college I attended.

@mikaelamac: Unless Kathie Lee got the crazy from her daddy, I'm guessing she can!

If anything happens to Kathie Lee, it looks like Mama can step right in...

@NewsBunny: No, you are just even more awesome! It's all in the game, yo!

@NewsBunny: It does not get happier per se, but it is consistently awesome (and has flashes of unexpected humor and redemption).